- Previously onWarehouse 13... → - 上集提要：《倉庫13》
- I love you, little sister, → - 我愛你，細妹。
And I am counting on you to fix all of this. → - 我靠你搞掂晒呢啲嘢㗎。
- You love me, and I love you. It's simple. → - 你愛我，我愛你，就咁簡單。
- It's just that your life is filled with excitement → - 只係你嘅生活充滿刺激
And danger, → 同危險，
And it's all the things that I don't want. → 而呢啲全部都係我唔想要嘅嘢。
Good-bye, Pete. → - 再見，Pete。
- "but who was this woman, and why did she--" → - 「但呢個女人係邊個，點解佢——」
Hey, hey, what? What, what, what, what? → - 喂喂喂，咩話？咩、咩、咩、咩？
What, are you writing a book? → - 咩啫，你寫緊書呀？
- No. Yes. → - 唔係。係。
No, which answer will make you stop asking? → - 唔係，邊個答案你會唔再問？
- No, no, I think it's cool. When did you start? → - 唔係唔係，我覺得好型喎。你幾時開始㗎？
- Off and on about a year ago. → - 斷斷續續，大約一年前。
- You're on page six. → - 你寫到第六頁咋喎。
- More off than on. → - 斷嘅時間多過續。
- Hello, hello? → - 喂？喂？
- Ugh, come on, Artie, I just sat down. → - 唉，咪啦Artie，我先啱啱坐低咋。
- Thank god you're here. → - 好在有你喺度。
- Relax, I'm not here for you. → - 放鬆啲，我唔係為你嚟㗎。
[yelling] Steve, steve, steve! → - [大叫] Steve！Steve！Steve！
- What, what, are you okay? What's wrong? → - 咩事、咩事？你冇嘢呀嘛？做咩呀？
- There's a ping for you and Claudia. → - 有你同Claudia嘅任務提示。
- That's why you're yelling like your hair's on fire? → - 就係咁所以你叫到好似頭髮著火咁？
- Whoa, so what, are you benching us or-- → - 嘩，咁點呀，你係咪要雪藏我哋定——
- Why is that ping not for us? Yeah. → - 點解個任務提示唔係俾我哋㗎？係囉。
- I'm worried about Claudia. → - 我好擔心Claudia。
She's locked up for two days in the Warehouse. → - 佢喺倉庫困咗兩日。
She's researching her sister claire. → - 佢喺度研究佢家姐Claire。
It's not healthy. → - 咁樣唔健康㗎。
- So you're trying to distract her. → - 所以你諗住分散佢注意力。
- Yeah, because--shush you! Look, there's a ping. → - 係呀，因為——收聲你！睇，有個任務提示。
There's trouble. There's artifacts. Go. → - 有麻煩，有神器，去啦。
Go, go, go. → - 去去去。
Ooh, is that a hoagie? → - 嘩，係咪潛艇三文治嚟㗎？
Oh, I want a hoagie. → - 哦，我想食潛艇三文治。
- He'll get nothing and like it. → - 佢乜都冇得食，仲要鍾意。
- Hello, Pete? - Kelly. → - 喂，Pete？ - Kelly。
Wha--hey. → - 咩——喂。
- I'm sorry to burst in like this, but I'm in trouble. → - 唔好意思咁衝入嚟，但我有麻煩。
- Oh, my god. → - 天啊。
Are you--are we--am I-- → - 你係咪——我哋係咪——我係咪——
But we were--oh, my god. → - 但我哋之前——天啊。
- You know what, I'm going to leave you two alone. → - 咁樣，我俾你哋兩個慢慢傾。
- Myka, please stay. → - Myka，唔好走住。
Pete, relax, this isn't about the baby. → - Pete，放鬆啲，唔關BB事。
It's not yours. I'm married. → - 唔係你嘅，我結咗婚㗎。
Besides, we broke up, like, two years ago. → - 況且，我哋兩年前已經分手啦。
You do know how babies are made, right? → - 你知唔知BB點樣嚟㗎？
- Pete, exhale. → - Pete，唞氣。
- [exhales] thank you. → - [唞氣] 多謝。
[chuckles] that's-- wow, that's great. → - [笑] 咁——嘩，咁就好啦。
Congrats. → - 恭喜晒。
- Listen, I actually need both your help. → - 聽講，我其實需要你兩個幫手。
My grandmother's tv is possessed. → - 我婆婆部電視俾鬼上身。
- Well, if I can't temper her outbursts, → - 如果控制唔到佢嘅情緒爆發，
Maybe I should focus on her telekinesis. → - 或者我應該專注佢嘅念力。
- Claude. → - Claude。
- I could recreate the music box song and do a brain scan... → - 我可以重現音樂盒首歌再做大腦掃描……
- Claude. → - Claude。
- But then she'd have to be awake → - 但咁佢就要醒住
And could blow up the building. → - 仲可能會炸咗棟樓。
- Claude! - Ahh! Jeez. → - Claude！ - 哎呀！嘩。
Don't sneak up on me like that. → - 唔好咁樣嚇我啦。
- I've been standing here. → - 我一直企喺度㗎。
- Well, stand louder. → - 咁你企大聲啲啦。
- You're tense. → - 你好緊張喎。
- [exhales] - How's it going? → - [唞氣] - 進展點呀？
- I want to punch things. → - 我想打人。
- Okay, you need a break. We got a ping. → - 好，你需要休息吓。我哋收到個任務提示。
- What? No. No, no, no, no. No. → - 咩話？唔得。唔得唔得唔得唔得。
I have so much work to do. → - 我仲有好多嘢要做。
I'm on the verge of a major breakthrough here, so... → - 我差唔多有大突破㗎啦，所以……
- Oh, really? What, uh--what is that? → - 哦，係咩？咁——呢個係咩嚟㗎？
- Well, it's--you know. → - 呢個係——你知啦。
I can--I can circumvent-- → - 我可以——我可以繞過——
Oh, god, I hate being friends with you. → - 天啊，我好憎同你做朋友。
- "charlie battes, college student. → - 「Charlie Battes，大學生。
"while giving a presentation in class, → - 「喺課堂做簡報期間，
His spine spontaneously broke in three places." → - 「佢嘅脊椎突然喺三個地方斷裂。」
- Did Artie send you? → - 係咪Artie叫你嚟㗎？
- No, I saw it on cnn. Yes, Artie sent me. → - 唔係，我喺CNN見到。係呀，Artie叫我嚟。
- [groans] fine, I'll go, errand boy. → - [呻吟] 好，我去啦，跑腿仔。
But this better be snappy. → - 但最好快脆搞掂。
- Oh, yeah, man, I love books. I'm a big fan of books. → - 哦，係呀，我鍾意書。我好鍾意書㗎。
As a matter of fact, I got a lot of great ideas for your book. → - 事實上，我對你本書有好多好橋。
Now, I'm guessing it's kind of → - 我估係
A spy romance novel with a sci-fi bent. → - 間諜愛情小說加少少科幻元素。
Well, do you think we could get some robots in there? → - 你覺得可唔可以加啲機械人落去？
- Yeah, Pete, definitely. You know, naked, sexy fembots. → - 係呀Pete，一定得。你知啦，裸體性感女機械人。
- Kelly, thank god, just please distract him. → - Kelly，好在你嚟，快啲引開佢。
- So my nana's been homebound ever since my grandpa died. → - 我婆婆自從我公公過身之後就成日留喺屋企。
- Right, and you said that was two years ago? → - 係，你話係兩年前？
- Yes, I usually come twice a week to bring her food, → - 係，我通常一星期嚟兩次帶食物俾佢、
Magazines, and usually she's in there watching tv, → 雜誌，平時佢都喺度睇電視，
But this morning, I just found this. → 但今朝我淨係見到呢樣嘢。
- Ooh, and this is what was on when you found it? → - 嘩，你見到嘅時候就係播緊呢個？
- Yes. → - 係。
It's my nana's favorite telenovela, → - 係我婆婆最鍾意嘅電視劇，
Seduccion salvaje, "savage seduction." → 《野性誘惑》。
But it was cancelled. It ended last night. → - 但已經停播咗，尋晚大結局。
- Right, not to mention-- → - 係，仲有——
- I unplugged it when nothing else turned it off, → - 我熄唔到就拔咗插蘇，
And as you can see, it didn't work. → - 你睇到啦，冇用。
- Where is your nana now? → - 你婆婆而家喺邊？
- I don't know. I called everybody. → - 我唔知。我打晒電話俾所有人。
I called the police, but they told me I had to wait 24 hours. → - 我報咗警，但佢哋話要等24小時。
I can't. → - 我等唔到。
I just know there's something wrong. → - 我知一定有問題。
- Guys... - Yeah? → - 喂…… - 嗯？
- Is that her? → - 係咪佢？
[indistinct TV chatter] → - [電視模糊聲]
- Oh, my god, nana? → - 天啊，婆婆？
[Spanish music] → - [西班牙音樂]
♪ ♪ → - ♪ ♪
- Okay, wait a minute. → - 好，等陣。
Are you telling me my nana's trapped inside a telenovela? → - 你係話我婆婆困咗喺電視劇入面？
- Apparently. → - 明顯係。
Now, on the upside, → - 好嘅方面睇，
It looks like she's got a pretty good part. → - 佢好似有個幾好嘅角色。
- She's playing the part of dona fausta obregon, → - 佢做緊Dona Fausta Obregon，
The wise matriarch of the obregon dynasty. → - Obregon家族嘅智慧大家長。
- Is this tv new? → - 呢部電視係新嘅？
- No, she got it over a year ago. → - 唔係，佢一年前買嘅。
- And you said that the telenovela ended? → - 你話套電視劇完咗？
- Yes, I mean, my nana was actually pretty upset about it. → - 係，我婆婆其實好唔開心。
- You say that it was cancelled, → - 你話停播咗，
And yet it's still on tv. → - 但而家仲播緊。
Nothing. - This is the series finale. → - 冇嘢。 - 呢個係大結局。
This is where dona fausta gets murdered. → - 呢度Dona Fausta會俾人殺。
Oh, my god, does that mean my grandma's-- → - 天啊，咁係咪即係我婆婆——
- Wait, wait, wait. - No, no, no. → - 等陣等陣。 - 唔好唔好唔好。
Just don't get too close-- → - 唔好行咁埋——
- No,senorcat! [cat meows] → - 唔好呀，貓先生！ [貓叫]
- Or that might happen. → - 如果唔係就會咁。
- Mr.Gato. → - Mr. Gato。
- Now at least we know how she got in there, right? → - 至少我哋知佢點入去啦，係咪？
- Right. → - 係。
- Now, okay, kelly, your grandmother, → - 好，Kelly，你婆婆，
Has she bought anything strange or old → - 有冇買過啲奇怪或者舊嘅嘢
Or kind of maybe an antique? → - 或者可能係古董？
- No, I don't know. → - 冇，我唔知。
Maybe. I'll go upstairs and check. → - 可能啦。我上樓睇吓。
- Um, kelly, listen, everything's going to be okay. → - Kelly，聽講，一切都會冇事㗎。
- I'm so glad you're here. → - 好開心你喺度。
- [sighs] → - [嘆氣]
What? → - 做咩？
No, no, no, no, no, no, no. → - 唔好唔好唔好唔好唔好唔好唔好。
- Oh, no, I'm not talking about that. → - 哦，唔係，我唔係講緊嗰樣嘢。
- Myka, please, she's married, she's got a belly out to here. → - Myka，求吓你，佢結咗婚，個肚大到咁。
- Look, it's none of my business. → - 睇吓，唔關我事。
I don't know, can we just please go find some artifacts? → - 我唔知，可唔可以快啲去搵神器？
- We're going to find the artifacts. → - 我哋會去搵神器。
- And here we are. → - 到咗。
I love this car. → - 我好鍾意呢架車。
- Could you say that more often? → - 你可唔可以講多啲？
Because once every two minutes just isn't enough. → - 因為兩分鐘一次真係唔夠。
- No, seriously, how many cars tell you where the campus is, → - 唔係，認真，有幾多架車會話你知校園喺邊、
Where the best parking spot is? → 邊度泊車最好？
It even tells me which building we want. → - 仲話我知我哋要去邊棟樓。
- Ah, but can it give me a good reason → - 但佢可唔可以俾個好理由我
To actually go to college? → 去讀大學？
Kind of just seems like a waste of four years to me. → - 我覺得係浪費四年時間。
- An education, a job, a career. → - 教育、工作、事業。
- Got it, got it, and got it, and I didn't go to college. → - 明晒、明晒、明晒，我冇讀大學。
I'm also not in debt for the rest of my life. → - 我亦唔使一世欠債。
- Hey, I'll be paid up in the next five years. → - 喂，我五年內就會還晒。
- Oh, in that case, sign me up. → - 哦，咁嘅話，幫我報名。
- Yes, you can do an expose on bill clinton if you want, → - 係，你想爆料Bill Clinton都得，
But I'd say you're late to the party, okay? → - 但我話你知，你太遲啦，好嗎？
- Professor moulton. → - Moulton教授。
- Yes. Oh, agent Jinks, I presume. → - 係。哦，我估係Jinks探員。
- Thanks for meeting with us. → - 多謝你見我哋。
This is my partner, agent Donovan. → - 呢位係我拍檔，Donovan探員。
- Nice to meet you. - Professor. → - 你好。 - 教授。
- Now, the hospital didn't have a medical explanation → - 醫院冇醫學解釋
For what happened to charlie, and we were hoping → Charlie發生咩事，我哋希望
That you could fill us in. → 你可以話俾我哋知。
- Honestly, I don't have an explanation either. → - 老實講，我都冇解釋。
Mr. Battes was giving a presentation → - Battes先生當時做緊簡報
On gonzo journalism. → 關於貢佐新聞學。
About five minutes into it, this shadow, → - 大約五分鐘後，有個黑影，
Is the only word to describe it, → 我只能咁形容，
Came flying in and slammed charlie against the wall, → 飛入嚟將Charlie撞埋牆，
And then it was gone. → 然後就消失咗。
Strangest thing I ever saw. → - 我見過最奇怪嘅事。
- Always is. → - 成日都係。
- And such a shame. → - 真係可惜。
He was a bit of a slacker, but this report was impressive, → - 佢有啲懶散，但呢份報告好出色，
Insightful, even. → 甚至好有見地。
- Couldn't have been that insightful. → - 唔會咁有見地啩。
The hospital said he had alcohol poisoning. → - 醫院話佢酒精中毒。
- Impossible. I've had inebriated students. → - 冇可能。我見過醉酒嘅學生。
Mr. Battes was stone-cold sober. → - Battes先生完全清醒。
If you'll excuse me. → - 唔好意思。
- Well, yeah, but thensenorcat got too close and p-zam! → - 係囉，但貓先生行得太埋就「嘭」！
Now he's on daytime tv. → - 而家佢上咗電視。
- The tv could be a conduit or a portal for the artifact. → - 部電視可能係神器嘅通道或者入口。
- Okay, but none of granny's tchotchkes → - 好，但婆婆啲小擺設冇問題。
Are making any sparks. → 係咪整到出火花呀。
- The artifact could be in there with her. → - 件文物可能同佢一齊喺入面。
- Uh-oh. → - 弊傢伙。
- Pete-- → - Pete...
- [screams] -abuela,no! → - [尖叫] 阿婆，唔好呀！
- Kelly, don't! → - Kelly，唔好呀！
-abuelita, estas bien? → - 阿婆，你冇事呀嘛？
- [speaking spanish] → - [講西班牙文]
- Holy poltergeist. → - 嘩，鬼影幢幢。
- What? What was that light? → - 咩話？啲光係咩嚟㗎？
- [speaking spanish] → - [講西班牙文]
- This house is not clean. → - 呢間屋唔乾淨。
- What? Speak english! → - 咩話？講英文啦！
- Artie...
Things just got cray-cray. → 呢鑊真係大鑊喇。
[both speaking Spanish] → - [兩個都講西班牙文]
- [gasps] → - [倒抽一口氣]
[cat yowls] → [貓叫聲]
- Hello, Pete? - Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm in here. → - 喂，Pete？ - 係係係，我喺呢度。
- What's happening? → - 發生咩事？
- Well, I don't speak spanish, → - 我唔識西班牙文㗎，
But Myka's a super hot maid who hates kelly, → 但Myka變咗個超索嘅女傭，仲好憎Kelly，
And their waiting for this guy, armando, → 佢哋等緊個叫Armando嘅男人，
Who I'm hoping doesn't show up → 我希望佢唔好出現，
'cause I really want to see these two make out. → 因為我真係好想睇呢兩個咀嘴。
- I meant with the artifact. → - 我係話件文物呀。
- Oh, right, um, there's nothing in the house, → - 哦，係喎，間屋冇嘢，
But grandma got this in the mail yesterday → 但阿婆尋日收到呢個郵包，
From the telenovela people. → 係電視劇嗰邊寄嚟㗎。
- What does it say? - I don't know. It's in spanish. → - 上面寫咩？ - 我唔知，係西班牙文嚟㗎。
- Give me that. I happen to read spanish. → - 俾我睇，我啱啱識睇西班牙文。
Dear mrs. Hernandez, blah, blah, blah-- → 親愛嘅Hernandez太太， blah blah blah...
- Really, blah, blah, blah? → - 真係blah blah blah？
What, is that spanish for "blah, blah, blah"? → 咩呀，西班牙文嘅blah blah blah係咁解㗎？
- "for being such a huge fan, → - 「多謝你咁支持我哋，
"please accept this obregon brooch → 請收下呢個Obregon胸針，
That dona fausta wore in the show." → 係Dona Fausta喺劇中戴過嘅。」
- A brooch, as in a fancy pin? → - 胸針，即係靚靚嘅扣針？
- A brooch, as in that. → - 胸針，即係嗰個。
- Ooh, bling ping. → - 嘩，閃令令。
- Okay, dudes, this is charlie's room. → - 好喇，各位，呢度係Charlie嘅房。
- Ugh, another temple of higher learning. → - 唉，又一個學術聖殿。
Ugh, kids today. → 唉，而家啲細路。
- Kids today are your age. → - 而家啲細路同你差唔多年紀咋。
- Then they should have better taste. → - 咁佢哋就應該有更好嘅品味啦。
- So, dan, would you say → - 咁Dan，你覺得
That charlie was a studier or a partier? → Charlie係讀書型定係玩樂型？
- Yeah, definitely. → - 係，肯定係。
Dude, he wants to study and party, obviously, like everyone. → 老友，佢梗係又想讀書又想玩啦，同所有人一樣。
- Uh-huh. → - 嗯哼。
So when was the last time you saw him? → 咁你最後一次見佢係幾時？
- This morning. → - 今朝。
I don't know, around 6:30? → 大約六點半左右啦？
- Oh, right before moulton's class? → - 哦，即係Moulton堂之前？
- I don't know how he got there. → - 我唔知佢點樣去到嗰度。
Charlie partied hearty all night, → Charlie成晚玩到好癲，
I mean, I bailed at sunrise, → 我日出就頂唔順走咗，
He was still barfing off the side of the bridge. → 佢仲喺橋邊嘔緊。
- Moulton said he was sober and insightful half an hour later. → - Moulton話半個鐘後佢好清醒仲好有見地。
- Dude, try barely walking. → - 老友，佢連行路都唔穩呀。
- Okay, but how does a cheap tv prop → - 好，但係點解一個平價電視道具
Become an artifact? → 會變成文物？
- Probably was just a cheap tv prop → - 可能本來只係個平價電視道具，
Until kelly's grandmother got it. → 直到Kelly嘅阿婆收到佢。
Elderly shut-in, lost her husband. → 老人家獨居，冇咗老公。
Sometimes people fill a void → 有時人會用沉迷追劇
With an obsessive attachment to a tv show. → 嚟填補空虛。
- Hey, I watchbreaking amish because I like it, okay? → - 喂，我睇《Breaking Amish》係因為我鍾意，好冇？
I can quit anytime. → 我隨時可以戒㗎。
- When her telenovela was cancelled, → - 當佢嘅肥皂劇被腰斬，
Maybe the brooch was imbued with her longing to escape. → 可能個胸針就注入咗佢想逃離現實嘅渴望。
- Yeah, but if she can make a new artifact out of something → - 係，但如果佢可以用我哋完全唔知嘅嘢
We know nothing about, then how do we stop it? → 整出新文物，咁我哋點樣阻止？
- By getting in there and neutralizing it → - 入去中和佢，
Before the episode ends and hortencia dies. → 喺呢集完結同Hortencia死之前。
- Yeah, but, Artie, then we could end up → - 係，但Artie，咁我哋可能會
Just like Myka and kelly. → 變成同Myka同Kelly一樣。
I mean, they're not just playing maribel and carmen, → 我意思係，佢哋唔只係扮演Maribel同Carmen，
They are maribel and carmen. → 佢哋真係變咗Maribel同Carmen。
- These cufflinks, they once belonged → - 呢對袖口鈕，係Harvey Korman
To harvey korman fromthe carol burnett show. → 喺《Carol Burnett Show》用過嘅。
He was famous for never being able to stay in character. → 佢出名永遠唔會入戲。
As long as you and I each hold one of these, → 只要你同我每人拎住一粒，
We will stay ourselves. → 我哋就會保持自我。
You ready? → 準備好未？
- Sure. → - 好。
Oh, hey, Artie? → 哦，喂，Artie？
Next week can we go meet honey boo boo? → 下星期我哋可唔可以去見Honey Boo Boo？
- Shut up and get in the tv. - Okay. → - 收聲，快啲入電視。 - 好。
[speaking Spanish] → [講西班牙文]
[laughs] → [笑]
- Congrats. → - 恭喜。
Your prius found their off-campus study group. → 你架Prius搵到佢哋嘅校外讀書小組。
- This glass is on top of the dust. → - 呢塊玻璃喺塵上面。
This window must have been shattered recently, → 呢個窗應該係最近打爛嘅，
Maybe this morning. → 可能係今朝。
- Well, dan said charlie was up there. → - Dan話Charlie喺上面。
- Oh, you think he fell from the bridge? → - 你覺得佢係由橋上跌落嚟？
- Yeah... → - 係...
Oh, hey. → 哦，喂。
[blows] → [吹氣]
Look at this. → 睇吓呢度。
Higher education at work. → 高等教育嘅成果。
Oh, our guy was a videographer. → 我哋條友係個拍片嘅。
- Hey, charlie, careful. → - 喂，Charlie，小心。
- Ppz rules! Whoo! → - Ppz 萬歲！嗚！
#mihi ardeat lucerna!
Whoo-- oh! → 嗚——噢！
- Ooh. - Ouch. → - 噢。 - 痛。
- That had to hurt. → - 一定好痛。
- Claude, the way that he hit, → - Claude，佢撞落去嘅方式，
That fits the impact that professor moulton described → 同教授Moulton描述Charlie撞牆嘅衝擊力吻合。
When charlie slammed into the wall. → - 亦解釋咗佢點解整斷背脊。
- It also explains his broken back. → 條友仔仲生存到真係好彩。
I mean, the goober's lucky he's still alive. → 呢段片係朝早7點14分拍嘅。
This video was taken at 7:14 a.M. → 即係Charlie做簡報嘅時候。
That's right in the middle of charlie's presentation. → - 咁佢同一時間喺兩個地方？
- So he was in two places at once? → - Sam，再播一次。
- Let's play that again, sam. → Mihi ardeat lucerna!
Mihi ardeat lucerna! → 嗚—— [撞擊聲]
Whoo-- [crash] → - 係拉丁文，意思係「我嘅蠟燭燃燒」。
- That's latin. It means "my candle burns." → 點解一個大學生會嗌呢句？
Why would a college kid yell that? → - Ppz，可能係Psi Phi Zeta，
- Ppz, that could be psi phi zeta, → 拉丁文可能係兄弟會嘅格言。
And the latin, that could be a fraternity motto. → - 做得好，Jinksy。
- Nice work, jinksy. → 等等，你以前入過兄弟會？
Wait, were you in a frat? → 天啊，你真係入過兄弟會。
Oh, my god, you were in a frat. → 我賭你一定好似Hoover咁。
I bet you were just like hoover. → - [倒抽一口氣]
- [gasps] → - Armando！
- Armando! → - [嘆氣] Kelly...
- [sighs] kelly... → Ay！
Ay! → 咩...咩...咩...uh...
Wha--wha--wha--uh... → [電話響]
[phone beeps] → - 我從來未見過Charlie。
- I ain't never met charlie. → - 咁佢唔係呢度嘅新會員。
- So he isn't a pledge here. → - 我唔係咁諗。
- I don't think so. → - 點解你呃我哋，Biff？
- Why are you lying to us, biff? → - 我叫Bryce，我冇呃人。
- It's bryce, and I'm not. → - 嗯哼，咁呢個呢？
- Uh-huh, and what about this? → - Mihi ardeat lucerna!
-mihi ardeat lucerna! → - 呢個係你哋兄弟會嘅格言，我冇講錯掛。
- That's your frat motto, I believe. → - 隨便啦，佢知我哋格言
- Whatever, just 'cause he knows our motto → 唔代表佢係新會員。
Doesn't mean he's pledging. → - 咁你唔介意我哋周圍睇吓？
- So you don't mind if we have a look around, then? → - 睇你搵咩啦。
- It depends what you're looking for. → - 喂，靚女，做咩呀？
- Hey, pretty lady, what's up? → - Ox，死嘢，Ox，快啲落返去。
- Ox, damn it, ox, get back downstairs. → 我老竇喺明尼蘇達開最大間律師樓。
Look, my dad runs the biggest law firm in minnesota. → 我知我嘅權利，拎搜查令先啦。
I know my rights. Get a warrant. → - 好人一個。
- Nice guy. → - 係，大學真係好犀利。
- Yep, college sure is impressive. → - Claude，睇吓，嗰個係咪Ox？
- Claude, look, isn't that ox? → - 係，Ox啱啱落咗樓下。
- Yeah, ox just went back downstairs. → 我想睇吓樓下有咩。
I want to see what's down there. → 嚟啦。
Come on. → 所有人：飲，飲，飲，飲，飲，飲，飲，
All: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, → 飲，飲，飲，飲，飲，飲！
Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! → - [打嗝]
- [burps] → - 我諗呢班兄弟會廢柴有件分身文物。
- Methinks these frat losers have a duplication artifact. → 將你分開兩份。
Splits you in two. → 一個你玩到癲，一個你做到死。
A you that parties hard, and a you that works hard. → 所有人：飲，飲，飲，飲，飲，飲，飲，飲，飲！
All: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! → [所有人歡呼]
[all cheering] → - 喂，老友，我諗我要嘔。
- Oh, dude, I think I'm gonna puke. → [嘔吐]
[vomits] → - [尖叫] [槍聲]
- [screams] [gunshot] → [倒抽一口氣] Dona Fausta！
[gasps] Dona fausta! → [倒抽一口氣]
[gasps] → Dona...
Dona-- → 哦...Uh...
Oh...Uh... → - Caramba。
-caramba. → [背景西班牙文對話]
[background chatter in Spanish] → 所有人：Ah。
All: Ah. → - Allá。 - Allá？
-alla. -alla? → - [講西班牙文]
- [speaking spanish] → - Ah。
- Ah. → - 好，我哋融入人群，落地下室，攞走文物。
- Okay, we blend in, we hit the basement, we bag the artifact. → 好計劃，但係Bryce會認得我哋嘅樣。
That's a great plan, except that bryce will recognize our faces. → - 唔使擔心，佢唔會睇我哋塊面。
- Oh, don't worry, he won't be looking at our faces. → - [笑] - 嗯哼。
- [chuckles] - Mm-hmm. → - 做得好，兩位女士，休息五分鐘。
Nice work, ladies, take five. → 好喇，兄弟會細路，我準備行入去嘅
All right, frat boy, what kind of heathen initiation ritual → 係咩野蠻入會儀式？
Am I about to walk into here? → - 我唔知，我嗰個兄弟會唔係咁。
- I don't know. My frat wasn't like this. → 我哋有讀書會同聖誕清唱。
We had book club and yuletide a cappella. → 請當我冇講過。
Please forget that I said that. → - 天啊，越講越有趣。
- Oh, my god. It just gets better. → - 我話我哋跟住佢。 - 好。
- I say we follow him. - Oh, yeah. → - 唔好等我呀！
- Don't start without me! → 所有人：Mihi ardeat lucerna, mihi ardeat...
All:mihi ardeat lucerna, mihi ardeat... → - 好，佢哋唔係搞聖誕清唱。
- Okay, they're not doing yuletide a cappella. → - Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi。
- Aye-yi-yi-yi-yi-yi. → - 咁你嘅雙峰可唔可以帶我哋入去？
- So can your twin peaks get us in there? → - 呢個只係我眾多超能力之一。
- These are only one of my many superpowers. → - 等等，各位，等等。
- Wait, guys, wait. → - 睇住嚟。
- Watch this. → [咯咯笑] 天啊。
[giggles] Oh, my god.
I am so drunk. You got to help me. → 我飲到好醉，你要幫我呀。
You're up, plebe. → 到你啦，新仔。
All: Mihi ardeat lucerna. → 全體：Mihi ardeat lucerna。
Mihi ardeat lucerna. → Mihi ardeat lucerna。
- Mihi...
- My candle burns at both ends. → - 我支蠟燭兩頭燒。
All: It will not last the night. → 全體：佢捱唔到成晚。
- But all my foes and all my friends... → - 但所有敵人同朋友...
All: It gives a lovely light. → 全體：佢發出好靚嘅光。
Psi phi zeta burn. → Psi phi zeta 燒。
Psi phi zeta bright. → Psi phi zeta 光。
Psi phi zeta learn. → Psi phi zeta 學。
Psi phi zeta all night. → Psi phi zeta 成晚。
- Hey, what the hell is that, man? → - 喂，呢個係咩嚟㗎？
- You again. → - 又係你。
- Bryce, you have no idea how dangerous that is. → - Bryce，你唔知呢樣嘢有幾危險。
You got to give me that candle. → 你要俾支蠟燭我。
- This guy's an atf agent. → - 呢條友係煙酒槍械管理局嘅探員。
- [screams] → - [尖叫]
- Steve, what happened? → - Steve，發生咩事？
Did you get the artifact? Was that you screaming? → 你拎到件文物未？係咪你尖叫？
- Oh, honey, I didn't scream. → - 噢，親愛嘅，我冇尖叫。
It was that silly bitch. → 係嗰個蠢女人。
- Oh, grow up. → - 噢，成熟啲啦。
- No, no, no, no, no, no. → - 唔得唔得唔得唔得。
- Ole! → - Ole！
- Ay! → - Ay！
- [panting] → - [喘氣] Ay！ [作嘔聲]
Ay! [gagging] → - Ole！
- Ole! → Ole！
Ole! → - [咳]
- [coughing] → - Maribel，maribel。
- Maribel, maribel. → Si。
Si. → - Ole！
- Ole! → - Hmm？
- Hmm? → - 兩個Steve，我話呢個真係正到爆？
- Two steves, can I just say this is amaze-balls? → - 其實唔係。
- Actually it's not. → 一件危險嘅文物已經夠差，
A dangerous artifact is bad enough, → 但呢個——呢個係未成年飲酒嘅問題。
But this--this is rampant underage drinking. → - 噢，喊啦喊啦，Nancy Drew。
- Oh, boo-hoo, nancy drew. → - 我哋應該報警。
- We should call the police. → - 放鬆啲啦，好唔好？
- Un-bunch your panties, will you? → 我意思係，睇吓我哋嘅好姊妹，啲女仔出晒嚟，
I mean, check out our bestie, the girls are out, → 佢哋靚到爆。
And they are looking fabulous. → 呢個係派對。
It's a party. → 你要放鬆你嘅骨盆底肌，
You need to relax your kegel → 然後用Daiquiri浸死我，你個死八婆！
And drown me in a daiquiri, you insufferable bitch! → - 我哋要搵到件文物先，你唔好搞死我，
- We need to find this artifact first before you kill me, → 你個不負責任嘅淫婦！
You irresponsible slut! → - Steves，mm，我兩個都愛，你多啲，
- Steves, mm, loving you both, you a little bit more, → 但我哋分頭搵Bryce，好唔好？
But let's just split up and find bryce, okay? → - 第一個電到兄弟會成員嘅就留住佢。
- First one to zap a frat boy gets to keep him. → - 噢，老友！
- Oh, man! → [笑] 其實呢個係我嘅警徽。Bryce喺邊？
[laughs] actually, this is my badge. Where's bryce? → - 你父母知唔知你喺度？
- Do your parents know that you're here? → - Bryce。睇住我嘅嘴。
- Bryce. Look at my lips. → Bryce。我搵緊Bryce。
Bryce. I'm looking for bryce. → 你識唔識佢？
Do you know him? → - 喂，俾我睇你嘅駕駛執照。
- Hey, let me see your driver's license. → - 我對眼喺上面。Bryce。
- My eyes are up here. Bryce. → - 修咗眉，頸背乾淨，
- Plucked brow, clean back of the neck, → 指甲完美，你係基嘅。
Flawless cuticles, you're gay. → - 我唔係。
- No, I'm not. → - 你講大話。
- You're lying. → - Bryce。
- Bryce. → 喂，Bryce！
Hey, bryce! → - Steves。
- Steves. → - 嚟啦，你個蠢材。
- Come on, you silly twit. → - 噢！有冇人幫吓手？
- Oh! Can a girl get a hand? → - Aye-yi-yi。
- Aye-yi-yi. → - Ay。
- Ay. → - 唔好唔好——ay！
- No, no--ay! → - Ole！
- Ole! → - Ay！Myka！
- Ay! Myka! → [咳]
[coughing] → - Grr。我鍾意自己咁man。
- Grr. I love it when I'm butch. → - 唔好唔好，等陣。聽我講，我係無辜㗎。
- No, no, wait. Listen, I'm innocent. → 我冇做過。
I didn't do it. → - 做咩呀，Biff，用文物複製你啲兄弟會兄弟？
- Do what, biff, use an artifact to duplicate your frat brothers? → - 你袋入面係咪有支蠟燭，
- Is that a candle in your pocket, → 定係你好鍾意雙胞胎？
Or are you just really into twins? → - 講吓支蠟燭，Bryce。
- Tell me about the candle, bryce. → - 好，呢支係Edna St. Vincent Millay嘅，得未？
- Okay, it belonged to edna st. Vincent millay, all right? → - 梗係啦。「我支蠟燭兩頭燒。
- Of course. "my candle burns at both ends. → 佢捱唔到成晚。」
It will not last the night." → - O.M.G. 咩字同「bore me」押韻？
- O.M.G. What rhymes with "bore me"? → - 唔好打俾我老竇。
- Please don't call my dad. → - 好，我哋搞掂佢。 - 噢，唔好唔好。
- Okay, let's finish this. - Oh, no, no. → 我先啱啱開始咋。
I'm just getting started. → - 頂你，你個邪惡雙胞胎家姐攞咗支蠟燭。
- Damn it, your evil twin sister's got the candle. → - 呃...
- Uh... → - Ole！
- Ole! → - Ay！
- Ay! → - [吸氣]
- [gasps] → - [笑]
- [laughs] → - Coronel！
-coronel! → - Ole！
- Ole! → - Si。
-si. → - Ah，bueno。
-ah, bueno. → - Ay！ - Dona fausta！
- Ay! - Dona fausta! → 全體：飲！飲！飲！飲！飲！飲！飲！
All: Chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug, chug! → - 夠啦。
- Enough. → 俾件文物我。
Give me the artifact. → - 嚟攞啦，屎褲小姐。
- Come and get it, lady poopy pants. → 全體：雙胞胎打架！雙胞胎打架！雙胞胎打架！
All: Twin fight! Twin fight! Twin fight! → - 你係個保守嘅煩人精。
- You are a prude and a nag. → - 你係個自戀嘅淫婦。
- You're a self-obsessed slut. → - 你係最差嘅基佬。
- You are the worst gay guy ever. → - 噢！
- Ow! → - [尖叫]
- [screams] → - [呻吟]
- [groans] → - Ole！
- Ole! → - Ay！
- Ay! → 全體：雙胞胎打架！雙胞胎打架！雙胞胎打架！
All: Twin fight! Twin fight! Twin fight! → - 你會孤獨咁死，做個老姑婆。
- You're gonna die a lonely old hag. → - 咁都好過做個街邊嘅妓女。
- Well, that's better than a whore in the gutter. → - 我覺得幾好聽。
- Well, it sounds good to me. → - 冇可能，秘密特工小姐。
- No way, secret agent girl. → - 我喺學校應該會做得好好。
- I would have done well in school. → 噢，頂。點樣整返好？
Oh, curses. How do I fix this? → 唉，好，諗諗諗。之前點樣停嘅？
Ugh, okay, think, think, think. How did it stop before? → Charlie跌咗落樓，Ox就暈咗。
Charlie fell off the building, ox just passed out. → 呃...
Uh... → 全體：雙胞胎打架！雙胞胎打架！雙胞胎打架！
All: Twin fight! Twin fight! Twin fight! → - 喂，Steve。
- Hey, steve. → - Claudia？
- Claudia? → 靚女，搞咩呀？
Doll face, w.T.F.? → - 對唔住，甜心，你真係好好玩。
- Sorry, sweetie, you were really fun. → 遲啲見。
See you around sometime. → [零星吸氣聲]
[scattered gasps] → - 小心，小心！
- Look out, look out! → [所有人叫]
[all shout] → [人群歡呼]
[crowd cheers] → - 你冇事嗎？ - 我覺得我要嘔。
- Are you okay? - I think I'm gonna throw up. → - 噢，唔好嘔喺對鞋度。好。
- Oh, not on these shoes. Okay. → - Ooh。
- Ooh. → - [笑]
- [laughs] → - Ahh！
- Ahh! → - Ole！
- Ole! → - [咳]
- [coughing] → - Dona fausta！ - 唔好！
- Dona fausta! - No! → [兩人嘆氣]
[both sigh] → [咕嚕聲]
[purrs] → - [吸氣]
- [gasps] → - [吸氣]
- [gasps] → - Eh？ - Ay！
- Eh? - Ay! → - Oy。
- Oy. → - 有冇殘留效果？
- So any residual effects? → - 除咗瘀傷、宿醉，
- Besides the bruises, the hangover, → 同你不停煩我
And your relentless nagging me → 叫每個人做「八婆」？
To call everyone I see a "biatch"? → - 再講多次！再講多次！ - 唔好，停。
- Say it again! Say it again! - No, stop that. → - [笑] 好嘅方面，我覺得我諗到，
- [laughs] well, on the upside, I think I've come up with, → 大概十樣新嘢可以對Claire試，
Like, ten new things to try on claire next, → 所以——等陣——你係啱嘅。
So--wait for it-- you were right. → 修好佢係一場馬拉松。
Fixing her is going to be a marathon. → 我需要休息，我要慢慢嚟。
I needed a break, and I need to pace myself. → 噢，仲有，Steve，我唔會俾你孤獨咁死，做個老姑婆。
Oh, and, steve, I will never let you die a lonely, old hag. → - 多謝，八婆。
- Thanks, biatch. → - 噢，Shante，你留低。
- Oh, shante, you stay. → - 喂。 - 喂。
- Hey. - Hey. → - Artie走咗。 - 好。
- Artie took off. - Okay. → - 好奇怪，係咪？
- That was weird, right? → - 奇怪嘅文物奇怪事。
- Weird artifact weirdiness. → - 我哋以後唔好再提。
- Let's never talk about it again. → - 提咩呀？
- Talk about what? → [兩人笑]
[both laugh] → - 我喺出面等你。
- You know, I'm just gonna wait for you outside. → - 好。 - 好。
- Okay. - Okay. → - 喂。 - 喂。
- Hey. - Hey. → - 婆婆點呀？
- So how'sabuelita? → - 噢，佢會冇事嘅。
- Oh, she'll be fine. → 我會陪佢幾日
I'm going to spend a couple of days with her → 確保佢冇問題。
To make sure she's okay. → 但佢已經好迷
But she's already crazy → 一套新嘅電視劇，《燃燒的愛》。
About a new telenovela, burning love. → - [喊] 唔好...
- [sobbing] no... → [講西班牙文]
[speaks Spanish] → - 啊，佢有你真係好。
- Ah, well, she's lucky to have you. → - 我識到你先係好。
- I'm lucky I knew you. → - 係。開始啦。 - 見到你真係好。
- Right. Here we go. - Well, it was great seeing you. → - 今日夠晒奇怪。 - 係。
- Enough weirdness for one day. - Yeah. → - 多謝晒，認真，祝你好運，
- Thanks for everything, and, you know, seriously, good luck, → 好，同埋對唔住我哋唔成事。
Okay, and sorry it didn't work out between us. → - Pete，算啦。我哋都知唔會成功。
- Pete, please. We both know it wouldn't have worked. → - [笑] 點解咁講？
- [laughs] why do you say that? → - 因為你鍾意Myka。
- Because you're in love with Myka. → [響號] - Pete，走啦。
[horn honks] - Pete, let's go. → - 你做咗咩？我以為搞掂咗。
- What have you done? I thought this was settled. → 你做咗咩？
What did you do? → - 冷靜啲。你講緊咩？
- Calm down. What are you talking about? → - 你知道我講緊咩。
- You know what I'm talking about. → 你對Claire做咗咩？ - 冇做過。
What did you do with claire? - Nothing. → 點解，發生咩事？Claire喺邊？
Why, what happened? Where's claire? → - 佢唔見咗。有人帶走咗佢。
- She's gone. Someone took her. → - Ole！
- Ole!